Dear The three people who were sitting in front of us at the theatre last night,
Thank you so much for behaving as if you were the only people there. Perhaps you thought you were at home, watching TV. I liked the way that you constantly talked to each other, rested each others' heads on each others' shoulders, leant forward and played with your hair by teasing out strands and winding them around your fingers, put in eye drops, and seemed determined not to watch the play in front of you, but instead looked around at the audience and the ceiling, pointing out interesting bits to each other. My friend and I were most upset when you didn't return for the second half.
Whilst I very much enjoyed your antics, I don't think I can say the same for the play itself. Although I admired individual performances and scenes, I do not feel I properly engaged with the play as a whole. I have to say that I think I lean more towards agreeing with
these reviews than
this one. However, if I had not had the pleasure of being distracted by your ridiculous behaviour through the entire first half, I may have had a different opinion.
Yours sincerely,
A grateful theatregoer.
Comments (2)
That is a case were you accidentically kick someone in the back of the head.....lol
I don't go to the theatre, but I hate those people who do the same thing at the cinema! Damn them!